i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
We smell like vodka and hangover
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