I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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