He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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