Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
