I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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