Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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