It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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