Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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