seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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