Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.