so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Brb crying the tears of my youth
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.