ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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