I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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