i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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