school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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