Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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