Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
we made out on top of his cat.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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