These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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