what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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