i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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