I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
it's great music for shaving your balls
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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