C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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