her vagine was all disorganized.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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