i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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