Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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