Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I am spending my child support on dildos
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
COCAINE IS GR8
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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