I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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