she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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