i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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