Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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