If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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