just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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