Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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