Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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