I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Randomize
