He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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