dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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