the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You don't make any sense
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