I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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