I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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