We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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