Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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