Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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