That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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