He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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