I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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