i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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