nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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