On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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