Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
one might say we're banned from that church
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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