Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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