I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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