I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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