we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all