so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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