would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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