Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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