That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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