with your own penis?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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